Eyebrow game hella strong
You know what gets me the guy every time? Quick wit, sharp eyebrows and a great sense of humor. A body means nothing if the person inside it is as...
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure